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1. Sunt capabili sa prinda singuri un paianjen si nu se sperie la vederea lui.
2. Trec pe rosu la semafor fara sa le pese de ceilalti soferi sau de politistul din intersectie.
3. Pentru ei, o halba de bere este mult mai buna decat o sticla de vin vechi.
4. Pe ei ne bazam cand vrem sa programam DVD recorder-ul.
5. Pot face in pat lucruri pe care noi singure nu reusim.
6. Este simplu sa-i facem fericiti: purtam o rochie stramta si chipul lor straluceste asemenea unui copil la vederea bradului de Craciun.
7. Din pacate, nu s-a inventat niciun vibrator care sa aiba temperatura apropiata de cea a corpului.
8. Vor sex chiar daca frigiderul este gol, masina de spalat merge, iar in casa este dezordine.
9. Intotdeauna sunt de acord sa plateasca facturile la banca.
10. Ne putem incalzi picioarele atingandu-le pe ale lor, mult mai repede decat daca am folosi o patura electrica.
11. Fara sport se ingrasa mai mult decat noi.
12. Pentru ca noi nu ne gandim numai la bere cand auzim „six pack”.
13. De la ei aflam ce tragedie este cand echipa lor de fotbal preferata pierde.
14. Si Lindsay Lohan era mai fericita inainte de a se decide sa devina lesbiana.
15. Au grija de cheltuielile noastre precum tatal nostru in adolescenta.
16. Sunt foarte seriosi si timorati in acelasi timp atunci cand se pregatesc sa spuna fraza magica: „Te iubesc!”.
17. Vor sa traiasca vesnic, dar, din fericire, nu reusesc.
18. Nicio alta persoana nu sta atat de linistita cand se tipa la ea.